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I’m not even going to explain why you should buy this shirt. Instead, I’m going to give you some facts about Chuck Norris.

  • Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
  • Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
  • When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
  • Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
  • There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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